Thursday, December 30, 2010

Can I Use Ambesol While Pregnant

Beauty Angel

(Click to enlarge)

has now reported a second blog about me. Thank you to Angel Beauty !

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Can Ice Scratch Car Paint

Ey ... wanted me to piss!

Hello! I again! 'm Rarely here, but from time to time after all. And where there is to complain about but then again something that I will express here right times.

any of you has an iPod? They're those Koolen and fashionable mp3 player from apple. Apple is a company that normally requires a lot of money for a product. Too much money is because the built-in hardware price eigtl not justified. You pay for style and for software compatibility, which probably is not bad, but less flexible systems, the program designed so not that difficult. The advantage of consoles, if you will. Well, as the case may be. When I teach about the way someone wants I write here, he should do, please, I have that is just excessive punditry.

But the fact is: So an iPod is a very good, if not the best mp3 player.

has my 120 GB disk space and can hold at least so far, my entire music. I devised a plan to connect it to a so-called docking station to do and this in turn to an amplifier and this in turn to a 5.1 system. This complex system ultimately should all music resound with great quality. You may not save as to individual components and then to buy for 15 € a docking station that can only connect with a regular phone cable can. Ergo, I chose the product of a well-known sound card manufacturer in the personal computer business, because the station has an optical output or a Toslink jack adapter, stereo sound and I also pseudoummischte in 5.1 surround sound and so on and so forth. Sound in any case before convincing and had good reviews. Also offered the part of the opportunity to transfer music via radio to other receiver stations to anywhere else in the house the same music to play. For me was not interesting to me would be enough for the docking station alone already. So I bought this at a party store Amazon.de for about 20 €.

Shortly thereafter, the package came in the mail and I grabbed the device from eager tried it and realized that the remote is not included. I was not that funny, because some of the features were simply not usable without the remote control. So I turned to the seller and asked what kind, how it would look for it, I nachzuliefern a remote control. I was told that the availability should be checked first. I waited for 3-4 days. Then I schrob again, what would it because I wanted to know. The process was further reported to the warehouse and they would try to order me a new remote control.

Then came this:

Good day,

Unfortunately we must inform you that a subsequent delivery of the missing
article is not available. We ask a lot of apologies and
you want to propose the following: first

Reduction: we will refund a portion of the purchase price
(range: 5,00 €).

second We give you the information needed for a possible return of the item. About

feedback we would be happy, thank you in advance.

Sincerely

xxx


Whereupon I replied,

also give you a good day,

With 5 € price reduction Unfortunately, I can start anything because the device only with the remote control of all functions, if you should not have noticed and I do not like paying for a product with functional X, Y and Z if they do not then I can use.

How can I see their online offer on amazon.de but to offer them a few more of these docking stations, is not it? If these are supplied as with the remote control or lack there everywhere? If they have to be with the other docking stations here, so my suggestion would be that they send me the device, including remote control again, because the device and the remote control, the products for you already paid.

If you are using the docking station which I have here can start without the remote control something, I will of course be happy to send them back to the postage, you can attach the new supply so directly.

Sincerely,

CheeseSteakJim


which we, the answered

Good morning,

we regret very much that the items supplied by us has a reason for complaint.

We have just initiated the refund of the purchase price as a replacement is currently not possible.

ready to order you any other circumstances, is to return the goods complained not necessary.

Sincerely

xxx


That is so ... I pay nothing now and can keep the docking station get, but lost croak no new remote, even though the same with the product allegedly remote-MIT have several available. And all this in view of the fact that I will only offer that I get 5 € discount and then another 20 €. Notice what?

Ey ... wanted me to piss!


. PS: The company is called AVID and sold via Amazon and ebay, so watch out folks.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

2010 Ford Fiesta Ipod Connector Cable

Apple 1 - Microsoft 0

As you come back after five-day seminar in Munich, and madness closes his iPod back to your PC, which is simply. First aligned to the complete sailor vocabulary one knows, because the thing was so expensive and not restart helps and usual nothing and all and anyway, the part has tasted neat money and then it is still used, that is, no warranty blabla .. . GoogleT just one time and the official Apple page solves the problem in a jiffy. 2 buttons simultaneously for 10 seconds to connect, run!

The first time that helps me to be the official Help page of a company with such a problem!

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Buttox Wax Mississauga

Splatter

Oh! Tim Burton filmed some uninteresting crap that no one in life would look if a director would lend a hand, stage of the film in extremely gay and "very special" way would be. Oh and again Oh! Johnny Depp plays the lead role? What? He does in the role as if it would be extremely gay and ARGH ... no idea what is supposed to represent it, but it's my animal on the nuts! FUCK YOU BUT EASY!

* completely freak out and smash the device *

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Kraft Seven Sea Dressing

My first impression

We got a new intern and once again I was able to explain everything and show her today and say what there is to know Sun One must of course be interesting how it goes with her, especially as it provides us a get half a year remains - but only from Wednesday to Friday. Totally crazy.

My first impression was: she has a brain and seems to use it!

very nice eigtl the girl, discreet, so here, but just has sometimes shown initiative and asked and thought along, just something. But after the last intern I am inspired not difficult: D

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Is It Awkward To Be A Brazilian Waxer?

Relics Of War & Under Bottom - 13.3.10 - Immeldorf

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Friday, March 12, 2010

Pearly Penile Papules Vs Genital Warts

My intern

* The woman was then the upper hammer. But neither ass when beautiful, yet smart ass when, not funny, nor ass when ass when hardworking. No, no, no. Positives can be found here is difficult - this is the reason why I am here once again motivated to write something again. Otherwise runs in my life from just a little which I could actually get upset, but most exciting are the things that really motivate me to blog, and the lady has annoyed even real. The

are confined to a school in the social sector, ie it is with any luck, oh no halt to work with a phenomenal amount of gigantic riiieeesigen luck sometimes in social work.
my view would not recommend this because the woman has less than or equal to zero social skills and in addition it is dumb as a Urstein.

But times from the beginning. As is customary in facilities of this size, no one has fixed the first trainees to show everything, so that does exactly that of exactly one level above a Interns is: The son Zivi or FSJler, but this makes little difference. The girl is thus assigned to me with the playful words, "Oh look, allowed to run after the time that tells you everything"



is the way I actually followed everywhere. I go into the kitchen and fetch me a pudding, it is directly behind me looking stupid and (off) ... go to the page is not in there, do I have to tell it all over again. Was also complicated the situation, I admit.

I go to the toilet and she runs after ... oO quickie at work? Yes, of course, happy, but then get one with your beautiful of the sisters! I had it all Serious send away and tell her that the follow on the heels of the not always and everywhere true, because when I go home since they must also not to, huh? But pretty apropos: the trainee from the same school that had the adjacent station at the same time, right? Harr Fauch * * ... and so on. In the know, from the finest ... but you can not have everything = (

We in the station's is usually too pretty casual, which is really nice, but if the trainee the now and then something rude fun always gets in the wrong way, then passes one's good mood before, especially if said lady zurückkeift more than they would have been seriously attacked.

examples?

Pfleger: So here are the cups, right? Since the tea bag, do stop in and hot water here from the can and then take on the tray and with the patient's room.

intern: Okay, no problem.

The intern gives water in the cups ... but only half full.

Nurses: Are you allowed to make the cups still full, the patient also create 'for quite a mug!

intern: [pissed] Excuse me, is my first day I just can not know everything yet!

... Iiijaaah ... Know ... KNOWLEDGE As if it were there to know something, God! That you do not fully make the cup until it stops need to figure out how cool the surface tension of water is going on so clear, but half full? Are you still very crisp?

[...]

Pfleger: [from a few feet away] Oh, hey, that reminds me have a good idea, can you refresh my 'bitter struggle NEN spoon?

intern: [again totally pissed off] "HEY" has a name!

social competence, interpersonal assessment of capital ... fucking fail indicator, old Swede.

[...]

The intern comes with a questioning look at the ward office.

sister: What's the matter?

intern: I search something.

sister: There, the question CheeseSteakJim who knows quite good now, can definitely help you!

Jim: What are you looking for?

Intern: A Urinkotding!

Jim: ... Ahja. A Urinkotding, all right! [IRONY, BAM]

intern: [completely outraged] Now do not so, Jim! You are already here a little longer than I, you know what I mean!

Jim: No! How do I know what you mean when you say Urinkotding? There are times in the hospital locker 30 different tools that have to do the same with one or two things and you come from here, do not know exactly what you want and I give it to you then? The nurse gave you guarantees told exactly what you should get you and you can read the 20 meters from the station do not end here remember how the part is, but I will know then, is clear '!

intern takes deadly insulted by Dannen. Shammah aweng stupid Alder? To put it to use the words of Fränk.

[...]

access: new patient is pushed Jim into the room, the room is now completely empty and the patient looks for a place in the window side, bed hung Push the bottom and found that no cabinet housing is associated wooden box . Explanation: For practical reasons, it is in the hospital so that the actual metal cabinets housing with roles below it, so that you can if the patient moves to another room just from the wood box with hinged door and pull out rumschieben in the hallway. These roles are quite clearly visible and what is visible: the crate around the metal mesh lockers is planted in the ground! I have been making since that is around on the bed while the trainee calmly and, moreover, standing around bloody stupid and me at work is watching, instead of tackling, but well, it is not still too long here, because they may not know what to do next is. I give her so kind to transfer the statement but the cabinet from the bedside to bedside Place A Place B, supported by unique gestures and the question of whether or not they create for.

intern: Sure, why not I create that?

intern goes to the cabinet, ostensibly closes the wooden door and tries the wood paneling from the ground to break.

-.- '... FAIL!

discreetly as I point out that the so-not do, and they must open the door to the metal case to pull out. ... After a few startled looks she finally understands and acts.

Terrible, just terrible.

[...]

It should be clear that even in a casual work environment does not identify his superiors with expletives. See, I think any reasonable Man, right? In particular, as an intern in a company, you should maybe not take out the gall to be so rude.

situation

rings A patient that is displayed on the course with us in a wall built into the display, simultaneously heard a deafening alarm beep. Nurses and trainee look at each other. Because most nurses with us to stop their "subordinates", be it Cos, FSJler, student or just interns not exploit in principle to even work no need to enter the nurse a step toward the trainee, and forms a loose fist with his hand, holds her this way in ventral and shakes it 3 short. For each of the bystanders is clear that the cultivators of intern offers rock-paper-scissors to play, logically, must lose something and go to work on a bell, funny and fair. The intern looked at the nurse with big eyes, the thumb takes as a threat was turned around on the foot, runs off and says quietly but clearly: "Asshole!"

* kopfschüttel and ultra Facepalm * What has really gone wrong? What kind of parents you have, the more corrupt or too stupid to be in the fall? I mean the one hand, it is almost unforgivable misunderstand SchnickSchnackSchnuck a rock-paper-scissors or invitation, but this so to see be a fully trained Pfleger blatant as completely insulting asshole without asking what was the whole and not to make a sensible idea, even brazenly mad. to tension

Hammerhart therefore the time sheet back to the beginning of this post hammer hard, hammer and stupid ass when unable to deal with other people. And take care of something at some point for other people. The world is bad.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Faces Of Interstitial Cystitis

My estimate

nurse: How big are they Mr. Hat?
patient: 1.38!
(the patient is growing normally and probably anywhere from 1.70 to 1.85 - roughly)
nurse [holds his arm close to 1.30 m above the ground]: That's just as much, that's true but not, you're bigger!
Patient: No!
nurse: Yes, sure! That's enough!
Patient: No, too much!

Saturday, January 23, 2010

How To Replace Hooks For Drawstring Curtain Rods

My thing (or La Cosa Nostra)

Patient: Oh, pack it time to Steffen ... or Stefan ... or what their names again?
Pfleger: Salvatore.
Patient: How to get to an Italian name?
carers: parents from Sicily? - I speak not a word of Italian.
patient: You should be ashamed!
Pfleger: I have taught no one's holding, my goodness.
Patient: Well, they have down there 'ne interesting history.
Pfleger: Yes, blood-soaked by the Mafia.
Patient: Right, that's like terrorism - because it is never finished.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Racquetball Courts 63105

The TOP 3 ...

... of the 3rd seminar FSJ.

3rd

The seminar group makes a trip and the people who came by car, the honor of the other idiots in their cart through the pampas have chauffeured to, from departure A to destination B. I bring up the rear and front of me chug 4 cars that go by minutes, and soon we are already half an hour on the road. Murat suddenly switched on before me his hazard lights and turn spontaneously to the right into a private driveway. From indifference to man, I just move further behind the others and comment on the questioning glances my passengers with: I honestly do not care what's going on. 'm Just stylish.

3 minutes later to stay for the next hazard lights are on the road. This time I have stopped then, because I wanted to help ... wait, no, I wanted to continue, but the road was blocked - Hmph! So, let down the window and asked what is there now going on. One type has drunk too much yesterday, has gespeit the Murat in the car. Respectively. only the passenger from the back of the head and then everywhere in the car. Yammi.

I had to laugh after all. But then I kept going.


2nd

To 6e gave it to dinner and never had a low. Because people thought possible, but at about 9 E, eat something to have, they decided that they urgently have to go next larger town would have to consult the local pizzeria. The only guy who was still sober, had of course no car, so he borrowed the car of another seminar participant for their part was not quite so sober.

Well. So get out of the house, walked down the snowy road and into the car. And set off gas given. Hinge is controlled on a T-junction, it is practically front left or right and straight on course, but only if someone wants to collide with the guardrail. Granted, like the driver of the car had probably not, but has acquaintance with the guard rail He then made yet. Debt was of course the road because that was much too smooth. What else can I do to? But I will not be too hard, something happens to me too. Angry only if it is simply not owning a car and then you could get insurance problems. Submitted by Guest but a laugh was it anyway. At least for the rest of the cast of loonies.




1st of the idiots club makes a hike. Last time was on the list of our two seminar leaders to us that we like but please bring your walking shoes and appropriate clothing for the Outback. Not this time. Last time we were not walking, look at this time. So with substance violators and without gloves -Apart from other cold-and moisture-resistant accessories through the snow. Beautiful. Was fun. -.- Idiot. Then, arrived at a pub in a class, to the retribution scruffy with a tap room, which looks more like the living room of Hitler as a traditional restaurant, the band relies on their asses and ordered a drink at the expense of brother deacon. Serves we are grunts of a 88 year old woman with 2 wooden crutches, one of about the same old guy with glasses as thick as Rainer Calmund and a village idiot who speaks first, absolutely incomprehensible, or even, depending on the, and the second with the beer in his hand seems to have grown.

We sit there, then, and I drink my watery swill that is purportedly a species may be, solve a crossword puzzle from the Bild am Sonntag-level on the ground, hell yeah - and this weakness Maten try around me collapse (at least most, we want to be fair) because my phone is ringing. I had not expected, in our cabin in the woods had been no reception. Schakk on the phone. What does he want? Hello? Yes, I'm fine, I'm just on the comic FSJ seminar. How? No, the concert is not today. No, not really. You thought that because you write the next day homework? They have probably brought forward the school task. Yes, it can be. Sure. At 9.2. is the Concert. Thank you, too.

point, honest. Since I had to laugh. The Schakk is actually scheduled then the guy, but that was really gonna be a clever mix xD


And otherwise, the seminar was very funny. Although mentally very stressful, because of so much more brutal stupidity that strikes as a soon as 90% since the open mouth, but well, there must be carried and what does not kill you, makes a harder. Or mentally retarded. Muahahahahaaa ...

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Heavy Bleeding And Mucus Between Periods

Film Critics - Terminator Salvation

The film is in pretty much every respect, fairly heavy metal. However, not all the time. I mean, is it really time to complain, the most-absolutely nothing, but if and when the film seems not so skillfully. Some scenes made me even subtly reminded of Alarm for Cobra 11, fortunately, there are the scenes before and after the comic until something rotten scene again done extremely contrary style balance it very well - it's practically a way that the film consistently strong or very good, with some matte as some moments of brilliance, comes along. So much for the film.

The choice of the actors in my opinion not to be despised, especially Bale who admittedly is (only) using its standard coolness adapted well from this and thoughtful, but mostly hard radical opposition leader, speaking of resistance leaders, the real opposition leader has me to a fat man in the Command Videos & Conquer recalls, but the only way at the edge. The queen of hearts from Connor is not lit so little time to, but who cares? - Not me, but at least she was pregnant, ergo, her son can fight goes against Terminators!

Marcus, the new and exciting film member, and Kyle Reese + small, black, dumb girls do with funny hair style their cause all very good if you also have to admit that the claim was not the highest - if you look in Terminator particularly profound character investigation is certainly not find it.

More important, however: The action comes true, not too short, but not overused - only with this nonsense Skip the Motorradtermis the larger Transformer TERMIS of the legs and then go hunting, I found a bit too toy-standard and therefore not entirely consistent. Terminator draws his style somehow out of the dark and dirty Sci-Fi corner - which was very well through the production of resistance, the general war and living conditions, as shown by the Skynet office, I really liked it, it must look like ! There
(Small logic gaps, of course like any Terminator here, too - why, for example, the fleeing or the underground people living ever caught and [right, we have Kyle] is not killed immediately - Research by myself, but not every bellows and no one 50 ... naja * Shrug *)

What else happened? - I have not expected much, and judged the film was damned good, not murder moderately spectacular or incredibly innovative, but a solid film that may like to write with my blessing terminator on the end, if the original Terminator feeling from the first two parts no longer arises as real, even if the filmmakers have now and then worked hard to one or the other Deja Vu-install, which more or less works well.

Conclusion: No plan why God and the Terminatorfanbase complain - I think it's kool and well managed, though not a god-like milestone, but so must not always be.

8.0 out of 10.0 points