My intern * The woman was then the upper hammer. But neither ass when beautiful, yet smart ass when, not funny, nor ass when ass when hardworking. No, no, no. Positives can be found here is difficult - this is the reason why I am here once again motivated to write something again. Otherwise runs in my life from just a little which I could actually get upset, but most exciting are the things that really motivate me to blog, and the lady has annoyed even real. The
are confined to a school in the social sector, ie it is with any luck, oh no halt to work with a phenomenal amount of gigantic riiieeesigen luck sometimes in social work.
my view would not recommend this because the woman has less than or equal to zero social skills and in addition it is dumb as a Urstein.
But times from the beginning. As is customary in facilities of this size, no one has fixed the first trainees to show everything, so that does exactly that of exactly one level above a Interns is: The son Zivi or FSJler, but this makes little difference. The girl is thus assigned to me with the playful words, "Oh look, allowed to run after the time that tells you everything"
is the way I actually followed everywhere. I go into the kitchen and fetch me a pudding, it is directly behind me looking stupid and (off) ... go to the page is not in there, do I have to tell it all over again. Was also complicated the situation, I admit.
I go to the toilet and she runs after ... oO quickie at work? Yes, of course, happy, but then get one with your beautiful of the sisters! I had it all Serious send away and tell her that the follow on the heels of the not always and everywhere true, because when I go home since they must also not to, huh? But pretty apropos: the trainee from the same school that had the adjacent station at the same time, right? Harr Fauch * * ... and so on. In the know, from the finest ... but you can not have everything = (
We in the station's is usually too pretty casual, which is really nice, but if the trainee the now and then something rude fun always gets in the wrong way, then passes one's good mood before, especially if said lady zurückkeift more than they would have been seriously attacked.
examples?
Pfleger: So here are the cups, right? Since the tea bag, do stop in and hot water here from the can and then take on the tray and with the patient's room.
intern: Okay, no problem.
The intern gives water in the cups ... but only half full.
Nurses: Are you allowed to make the cups still full, the patient also create 'for quite a mug!
intern: [pissed] Excuse me, is my first day I just can not know everything yet!
... Iiijaaah ... Know ... KNOWLEDGE As if it were there to know something, God! That you do not fully make the cup until it stops need to figure out how cool the surface tension of water is going on so clear, but half full? Are you still very crisp?
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Pfleger: [from a few feet away] Oh, hey, that reminds me have a good idea, can you refresh my 'bitter struggle NEN spoon?
intern: [again totally pissed off] "HEY" has a name!
social competence, interpersonal assessment of capital ... fucking fail indicator, old Swede.
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The intern comes with a questioning look at the ward office.
sister: What's the matter?
intern: I search something.
sister: There, the question CheeseSteakJim who knows quite good now, can definitely help you!
Jim: What are you looking for?
Intern: A Urinkotding!
Jim: ... Ahja. A Urinkotding, all right! [IRONY, BAM]
intern: [completely outraged] Now do not so, Jim! You are already here a little longer than I, you know what I mean!
Jim: No! How do I know what you mean when you say Urinkotding? There are times in the hospital locker 30 different tools that have to do the same with one or two things and you come from here, do not know exactly what you want and I give it to you then? The nurse gave you guarantees told exactly what you should get you and you can read the 20 meters from the station do not end here remember how the part is, but I will know then, is clear '!
intern takes deadly insulted by Dannen. Shammah aweng stupid Alder? To put it to use the words of Fränk.
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access: new patient is pushed Jim into the room, the room is now completely empty and the patient looks for a place in the window side, bed hung Push the bottom and found that no cabinet housing is associated wooden box . Explanation: For practical reasons, it is in the hospital so that the actual metal cabinets housing with roles below it, so that you can if the patient moves to another room just from the wood box with hinged door and pull out rumschieben in the hallway. These roles are quite clearly visible and what is visible: the crate around the metal mesh lockers is planted in the ground! I have been making since that is around on the bed while the trainee calmly and, moreover, standing around bloody stupid and me at work is watching, instead of tackling, but well, it is not still too long here, because they may not know what to do next is. I give her so kind to transfer the statement but the cabinet from the bedside to bedside Place A Place B, supported by unique gestures and the question of whether or not they create for.
intern: Sure, why not I create that?
intern goes to the cabinet, ostensibly closes the wooden door and tries the wood paneling from the ground to break.
-.- '... FAIL!
discreetly as I point out that the so-not do, and they must open the door to the metal case to pull out. ... After a few startled looks she finally understands and acts.
Terrible, just terrible.
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It should be clear that even in a casual work environment does not identify his superiors with expletives. See, I think any reasonable Man, right? In particular, as an intern in a company, you should maybe not take out the gall to be so rude.
situation
rings A patient that is displayed on the course with us in a wall built into the display, simultaneously heard a deafening alarm beep. Nurses and trainee look at each other. Because most nurses with us to stop their "subordinates", be it Cos, FSJler, student or just interns not exploit in principle to even work no need to enter the nurse a step toward the trainee, and forms a loose fist with his hand, holds her this way in ventral and shakes it 3 short. For each of the bystanders is clear that the cultivators of intern offers rock-paper-scissors to play, logically, must lose something and go to work on a bell, funny and fair. The intern looked at the nurse with big eyes, the thumb takes as a threat was turned around on the foot, runs off and says quietly but clearly: "Asshole!"
* kopfschüttel and ultra Facepalm * What has really gone wrong? What kind of parents you have, the more corrupt or too stupid to be in the fall? I mean the one hand, it is almost unforgivable misunderstand SchnickSchnackSchnuck a rock-paper-scissors or invitation, but this so to see be a fully trained Pfleger blatant as completely insulting asshole without asking what was the whole and not to make a sensible idea, even brazenly mad. to tension
Hammerhart therefore the time sheet back to the beginning of this post hammer hard, hammer and stupid ass when unable to deal with other people. And take care of something at some point for other people. The world is bad.
