Sunday, January 24, 2010

Faces Of Interstitial Cystitis

My estimate

nurse: How big are they Mr. Hat?
patient: 1.38!
(the patient is growing normally and probably anywhere from 1.70 to 1.85 - roughly)
nurse [holds his arm close to 1.30 m above the ground]: That's just as much, that's true but not, you're bigger!
Patient: No!
nurse: Yes, sure! That's enough!
Patient: No, too much!

Saturday, January 23, 2010

How To Replace Hooks For Drawstring Curtain Rods

My thing (or La Cosa Nostra)

Patient: Oh, pack it time to Steffen ... or Stefan ... or what their names again?
Pfleger: Salvatore.
Patient: How to get to an Italian name?
carers: parents from Sicily? - I speak not a word of Italian.
patient: You should be ashamed!
Pfleger: I have taught no one's holding, my goodness.
Patient: Well, they have down there 'ne interesting history.
Pfleger: Yes, blood-soaked by the Mafia.
Patient: Right, that's like terrorism - because it is never finished.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Racquetball Courts 63105

The TOP 3 ...

... of the 3rd seminar FSJ.

3rd

The seminar group makes a trip and the people who came by car, the honor of the other idiots in their cart through the pampas have chauffeured to, from departure A to destination B. I bring up the rear and front of me chug 4 cars that go by minutes, and soon we are already half an hour on the road. Murat suddenly switched on before me his hazard lights and turn spontaneously to the right into a private driveway. From indifference to man, I just move further behind the others and comment on the questioning glances my passengers with: I honestly do not care what's going on. 'm Just stylish.

3 minutes later to stay for the next hazard lights are on the road. This time I have stopped then, because I wanted to help ... wait, no, I wanted to continue, but the road was blocked - Hmph! So, let down the window and asked what is there now going on. One type has drunk too much yesterday, has gespeit the Murat in the car. Respectively. only the passenger from the back of the head and then everywhere in the car. Yammi.

I had to laugh after all. But then I kept going.


2nd

To 6e gave it to dinner and never had a low. Because people thought possible, but at about 9 E, eat something to have, they decided that they urgently have to go next larger town would have to consult the local pizzeria. The only guy who was still sober, had of course no car, so he borrowed the car of another seminar participant for their part was not quite so sober.

Well. So get out of the house, walked down the snowy road and into the car. And set off gas given. Hinge is controlled on a T-junction, it is practically front left or right and straight on course, but only if someone wants to collide with the guardrail. Granted, like the driver of the car had probably not, but has acquaintance with the guard rail He then made yet. Debt was of course the road because that was much too smooth. What else can I do to? But I will not be too hard, something happens to me too. Angry only if it is simply not owning a car and then you could get insurance problems. Submitted by Guest but a laugh was it anyway. At least for the rest of the cast of loonies.




1st of the idiots club makes a hike. Last time was on the list of our two seminar leaders to us that we like but please bring your walking shoes and appropriate clothing for the Outback. Not this time. Last time we were not walking, look at this time. So with substance violators and without gloves -Apart from other cold-and moisture-resistant accessories through the snow. Beautiful. Was fun. -.- Idiot. Then, arrived at a pub in a class, to the retribution scruffy with a tap room, which looks more like the living room of Hitler as a traditional restaurant, the band relies on their asses and ordered a drink at the expense of brother deacon. Serves we are grunts of a 88 year old woman with 2 wooden crutches, one of about the same old guy with glasses as thick as Rainer Calmund and a village idiot who speaks first, absolutely incomprehensible, or even, depending on the, and the second with the beer in his hand seems to have grown.

We sit there, then, and I drink my watery swill that is purportedly a species may be, solve a crossword puzzle from the Bild am Sonntag-level on the ground, hell yeah - and this weakness Maten try around me collapse (at least most, we want to be fair) because my phone is ringing. I had not expected, in our cabin in the woods had been no reception. Schakk on the phone. What does he want? Hello? Yes, I'm fine, I'm just on the comic FSJ seminar. How? No, the concert is not today. No, not really. You thought that because you write the next day homework? They have probably brought forward the school task. Yes, it can be. Sure. At 9.2. is the Concert. Thank you, too.

point, honest. Since I had to laugh. The Schakk is actually scheduled then the guy, but that was really gonna be a clever mix xD


And otherwise, the seminar was very funny. Although mentally very stressful, because of so much more brutal stupidity that strikes as a soon as 90% since the open mouth, but well, there must be carried and what does not kill you, makes a harder. Or mentally retarded. Muahahahahaaa ...

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Heavy Bleeding And Mucus Between Periods

Film Critics - Terminator Salvation

The film is in pretty much every respect, fairly heavy metal. However, not all the time. I mean, is it really time to complain, the most-absolutely nothing, but if and when the film seems not so skillfully. Some scenes made me even subtly reminded of Alarm for Cobra 11, fortunately, there are the scenes before and after the comic until something rotten scene again done extremely contrary style balance it very well - it's practically a way that the film consistently strong or very good, with some matte as some moments of brilliance, comes along. So much for the film.

The choice of the actors in my opinion not to be despised, especially Bale who admittedly is (only) using its standard coolness adapted well from this and thoughtful, but mostly hard radical opposition leader, speaking of resistance leaders, the real opposition leader has me to a fat man in the Command Videos & Conquer recalls, but the only way at the edge. The queen of hearts from Connor is not lit so little time to, but who cares? - Not me, but at least she was pregnant, ergo, her son can fight goes against Terminators!

Marcus, the new and exciting film member, and Kyle Reese + small, black, dumb girls do with funny hair style their cause all very good if you also have to admit that the claim was not the highest - if you look in Terminator particularly profound character investigation is certainly not find it.

More important, however: The action comes true, not too short, but not overused - only with this nonsense Skip the Motorradtermis the larger Transformer TERMIS of the legs and then go hunting, I found a bit too toy-standard and therefore not entirely consistent. Terminator draws his style somehow out of the dark and dirty Sci-Fi corner - which was very well through the production of resistance, the general war and living conditions, as shown by the Skynet office, I really liked it, it must look like ! There
(Small logic gaps, of course like any Terminator here, too - why, for example, the fleeing or the underground people living ever caught and [right, we have Kyle] is not killed immediately - Research by myself, but not every bellows and no one 50 ... naja * Shrug *)

What else happened? - I have not expected much, and judged the film was damned good, not murder moderately spectacular or incredibly innovative, but a solid film that may like to write with my blessing terminator on the end, if the original Terminator feeling from the first two parts no longer arises as real, even if the filmmakers have now and then worked hard to one or the other Deja Vu-install, which more or less works well.

Conclusion: No plan why God and the Terminatorfanbase complain - I think it's kool and well managed, though not a god-like milestone, but so must not always be.

8.0 out of 10.0 points